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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt...
The Most Venomous Snake!
NAME: Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly...
Sharing a Bed
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel...
Thirsty Passenger!
A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
The woman says to her husband, "Let`s have sex right here."
The husband says, "You are crazy...
Chinese Laundry
A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry... when it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman...
Crying Camel!
A group soldiers cross the desert, and then they have to cross a river. They only have one camel, so they all climb on. The sergeant gets behind the ears, and the rest climb on behind...
Hot Weekend Offer!
A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
"I`m so horny that I can`t stand it...
Disappoiting Frog!
A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner.
"You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires...
Blonde Maid
Mrs. Smith hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair...
True Love!
Boy: I`m coming to see you honey, I don`t care about the high gas prices or nothing, I`m coming no matter what.
Girl: Awwww Okay I`m fine love, get ready baby...
