Mature Jokes

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done...

A gay man finally decided he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, so he went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner...

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in...

First Girl: Yesterday me and my boyfriend went for a date. I knew today was the big night.
Second Girl: Really? Wow! What happened next?
First Girl: He took me...

In a party a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times...

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his

This is for all my grammatically correct friends...
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man...

This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman

There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused...

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first...