Mature Jokes


Shipwrecked!

A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed...

Boob Stare!

A lady with big boobs enters a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the rosary cross between her big boobs...

Sexuality Myths!

A man boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes...

To be Frank!

There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company. They didn`t know one another very well, but were friendly at work. It was vacation time and they...

Out of Court Settlement

Two queers were enjoying a pleasant round of golf when a foursome of Hell`s Angels began hitting into them from behind. One queer finally becomes angry and turns to his partner...

Time's Up!!!

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me... I wanna you to taka my chrome plated 38 calibre revolver so you...

Boy's Story

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So...

A Tempting Wager

The elderly man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He couldn`t help staring at the lady...

Acts of God!

The Rabbi and his wife were expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that...

Supernatural!

A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts...

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