High Expectations!
Medical College Professor to a Girl Student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl Student: Sir I can`t answer this question, it`s too embarassing...
Sperm Donor!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here...
Different professions, Different Instruction, Same Interest...
Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."
Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still....
Cream and Sugar!
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner...
Visit to a Strip Club
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out...
Screw for a Hinge?
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful...
Blowing the Stutter Problem
A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could...
The Fence
A guy and his girlfriend are walking home from the bar one night and start having sex up against a fence. Suddenly the fence gives way and they both fall into a garden...
Guess Who?
A preacher decided to call on a member of his church one Friday night, but arrived to find a party in full swing. On entering the house, he saw a circle of naked men with...
Women are the best vehicles!
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:
2 beautiful headlights in the front...
