Translating Women's English!
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No...
The Difference Between Women with Small or Large Breasts
Women witt big breasts...
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...have a neat place to carry...
Horny Young Man
A horny young man went to a brothel. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
"On the first floor...
Free Bus Service!
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor...
Best Friends!
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse...
Assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called `emoticons,` where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some `ASSICONS?`
Here it goes...
Ex-girlfriend
A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn''''t have the greatest relationship with.
"You know, I was with another woman last night...
Multiple Orgasms!
During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor...
Size Does Matter...
A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.
"Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed...
Bad Sign Language!
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips...
