What's in a Name?
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted...
Pesticide or Spermicide?
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find'' em?"
The pharmacist replied...
The Accident
A gay man was driving his sports car around the corner, when an eighteen wheeler pulled out of the alley and directly in front of his way. The sports car plows into...
100 nuns and one condom!
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns...
Different types of Orgasms!
Different types of Orgasms:
Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!
Negative Orgasm: O no, oh nooo...
The difference between girls and women
You know what is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story...
Anniversary Present
A congregation honors a rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room, there''s a beautiful, nude girl...
The Naughty Nun
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would...
What's More Painful?
Mowed the lawn yesterday, and after doing so, I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...
It's Party Time!
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to...
