Native American Names
A little native American boy asked his father, the Big Chief of the tribe: "Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, Tex or...
Rambling Rose
A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says...
Viagara Extra!
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight I''ve never had three girls at once I need something to keep me horny, to keep men potent...
First Skydive
A US soldier was telling his friends about his first sky dive.
"When I got to the door of the plane and looked down at the ground 20,000 feet below I froze and couldn''t jump...
Corrective Surgery
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches...
Have you been a good girl?
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven.
Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel...
African Safari
A white man on safari in Africa saw a black man bathing in a river.
The black man had a big 12-inch dick.
The white man stared...
Up or Down ?
At a Senior Citizen''''s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to...
Financial Crisis
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she''ll become a hooker. She''s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and...
Well Hung French Guy
Three men, an American, a German, and a Frenchman, completely drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation.
The American: In my country we have buildings that...
