What Men Mean
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor.
I need you = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys...
Sexual Advisor
An elderly lady asked a General what he did. She was told that the general was in charge of a division and was responsible for defence of his part of the land....
Las Vegas Trip
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were. So, on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and...
A Lonely Woman
A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she'd seen advertising male escort services and sensual massages. She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of...
First Date Advice
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to...
Old Sweater
It happened on the corner of Broadway and 47th Street. The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling more than casually at the male passers-by...
Big Boobs vs Little Boobs
Women with Big Boobs...
Can get a taxi on the worst days.
Have men give them the best seats on a bus...
How To Shower: Men Vs Women
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing...
Did That Hurt?
Boot camp. Duluth, Minnesota. February. Six AM. Six below zero.
The Sergeant bellows, "Outta those bunks! Birthday suit inspection! I want you to fall in outside, NOW! Buck nakied! Stand close enough...
Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease...
