Mature Jokes

A small Boy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up & down on the horse's legs, rump & chest...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs...

A couple was having sex in a car. A loaded truck hit the car, the girl was thrown outside but the guy stuck beneath the steering wheel.
Boy: Please help me out...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer...

6 GOLDEN RULES for F***ING
<1. F***ing once a week is good for ur health, but it is harmful if done everyday...

A woman went to her priest with a problem.
"Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is 'Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun...

A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt...

The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
Police: Who was there at that time in the room...

A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer...

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, "Iif there was a cat in here I'd fuck it till it dies...