Mature Jokes

The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
Police: Who was there at that time in the room...

A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer...

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, "Iif there was a cat in here I'd fuck it till it dies...

Two nuns were walking towards the other side of town along a deserted alley way when they were confronted by two drunken sailors and raped. After the sailors had left...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.
He says, "A man who has developed...

The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big...

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks...

The tenant crept into the bed with the landlord's wife and proceeded to seduce her. She angrily pushed him away and said, "Stop it, or I will tell my husband...

"How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?"
"It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy...

A young uneducated man applied for a job in an office.
After the interview, he left and hooked up with his friends.
One asked, "How'd it go...