Three Windows
A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three. So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except...
Rye Bread for Stamina
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath...
Gabriel's Trumpet
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:
"Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that...
Girl's Confession
The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.
"So me and my cousin were alone in the house," she continued, "and went up to my bedroom...
A well laid out plan
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner...
Wanna Wank!
A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging Jeff's shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso.
Jeff was getting sexually excited as the masseur...
A Good Time
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner.
"Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said...
New Position
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being...
Phony Name
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life.
"Well..." the man drawled...
Dress stuck in butt crack
Bill came to work monday with two black eyes. Jack said, "What the hell happened to you ?"
Bill said, "I was in church Sunday and the lady in front of me...
