Mature Jokes

A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked...

A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do...

A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir...

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor knew her reputation around town. He asked her, "I know that you are not married...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one...

Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart...

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says...

A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady...