Good Sport
John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago...
First Date
The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
"Do you like to screw...
Dead Rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers...
Mistaken Intentions
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?".
Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good...
Regular or Decaf?
A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
"..and to drink?" she asked...
Embarrassing Moments
A lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her...
Bull's Education
A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with...
Fallen Angels
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES....
Stop Sign
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.
"No," the man replied...
No Shit!
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your...
