Mature Jokes

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.
The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before...

A telemarketer was taking a survey. He told the woman on the line, "I represent the company that makes Vaseline and we're doing a survey of the many uses of Vaseline...

A guy has never had sex, and gets into bed on his wedding night. His new wife gets naked, sits on the bed, and says...

Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing...

The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help...

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class...

There's a guy hitchiking along the highway, when along comes an 18-wheeler. It pulls up, and comes to a grinding halt. The hitcher runs to the truck, reaches up, opens the door and...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman.
"Hi," he said, "I'm new in town...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts...