Fallen Angels
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES....
Stop Sign
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.
"No," the man replied...
No Shit!
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your...
Honeymoon Boat Cruise
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise.
The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before...
Vaseline for Sex!
A telemarketer was taking a survey. He told the woman on the line, "I represent the company that makes Vaseline and we're doing a survey of the many uses of Vaseline...
Wedding Night
A guy has never had sex, and gets into bed on his wedding night. His new wife gets naked, sits on the bed, and says...
Out of uniform
Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing...
Mathematical Help
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help...
Anatomy Class
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class...
Monkey Business
There's a guy hitchiking along the highway, when along comes an 18-wheeler. It pulls up, and comes to a grinding halt. The hitcher runs to the truck, reaches up, opens the door and...
