Mature Jokes

A guy picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they were walking home he didn't say a thing.
"You're not the communicative type...

The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
"Do you like to screw?" he asked...

A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town...

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness...

A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing...

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself...

John was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac...

After an accident, three dead souls find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something related to Christmas...

10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't... 10. Did you get any under the tree?...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left...