Mature Jokes

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness...

A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing...

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself...

John was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac...

After an accident, three dead souls find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something related to Christmas...

10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't... 10. Did you get any under the tree?...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left...

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car...

A Nigerian guy goes on blind date. He goes to pick her up in his limo.
Looking at it she says, "This car is big!"
He laughs and replies...

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until...