Mature Jokes

In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night.
A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep the first night...

An alien couple come down to earth and goes to a swingers party.
They swap partners and go to their respective bedrooms. The alien takes off his clothes revealing a one inch...

A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69.
"What do you mean...

A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course...

Morris, an 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model, Maria Gomez.
He goes to his doctor for a check-up a couple of weeks before the wedding date...

A man was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.
After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle...

A girl is standing at The Gates of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on...

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess...

An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Rimini Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said...

Jenny was sitting on a beach, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside her...