The Insatiable Genie
A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course...
Dangerous Sex
Morris, an 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model, Maria Gomez.
He goes to his doctor for a check-up a couple of weeks before the wedding date...
Silly superstition
A man was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.
After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle...
Ready for hell?
A girl is standing at The Gates of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on...
The smart stewardess
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess...
An Italian confession
An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Rimini Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said...
Sex on the beach
Jenny was sitting on a beach, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside her...
Go forth and multiply
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time...
Three black men
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked...
Nicest Pair of Balls
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small...
