Mature Jokes

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve...

Guy was on a business trip and he's staying in this fancy hotel. When he goes up to his room there's a sign near the bed that says, "Try our Oriental Massage...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again...

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding...

A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So, he went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor examines his private part...

Hitler conquering another village while WW2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families. He made all men to stand naked...

Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives. One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was sharpening his...

A 75-year-old man went to his favorite bar and met a woman with whom he hit off real well. They went to her place and had sex. The old man tried and tried, but...

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions.
I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then...

An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.
He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped...