An 12 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her mummy about the hair.
Her mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...
Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
After a week of this, she reports him to the HR Department...
The San Diego Police Department were investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-story office. His voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.I know you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer...
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date. "You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
A Priest was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store`s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart...
Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched...
Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie`s...