Wrong Number
A man checks into a hotel while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab.
Twin Sisters
Twin sisters in a Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.
The man with one testicle
There once was a Man who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone...
Female and Male Prayer !
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep...
Free Lollipos!
The cops raided the local brothel and had all the girls standing in line waiting to enter the paddy wagon. A little old lady walked up and asked...
Heaven Between Legs
A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear a confession. "Mother, today I experienced the pleasures of the flesh...
Jock Strap
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued...
Death by Profession
There were once 3 men who were in jail. One was rather stupid, one was a bit cleverer, and one was the cleverest. The cleverest man made a plan to escape...
Someone's Coming
One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs...
Stuck Peanut
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one...
