Female and Male Prayer !
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep...
Free Lollipos!
The cops raided the local brothel and had all the girls standing in line waiting to enter the paddy wagon. A little old lady walked up and asked...
Heaven Between Legs
A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear a confession. "Mother, today I experienced the pleasures of the flesh...
Jock Strap
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued...
Death by Profession
There were once 3 men who were in jail. One was rather stupid, one was a bit cleverer, and one was the cleverest. The cleverest man made a plan to escape...
Someone's Coming
One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs...
Stuck Peanut
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one...
Sheep Herders
Two farmers are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, it runs into a fence and gets its head stuck.
Sucking Lifesaver
Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One woman turns and asks, "Do you still get horny...
The Midget
A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room...
