Sheep Herders
Two farmers are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, it runs into a fence and gets its head stuck.
Sucking Lifesaver
Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One woman turns and asks, "Do you still get horny...
The Midget
A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room...
The Old Soldier
An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, Toes? You know, you are 82 today...
Virginity Test
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not...
Perfect Breasts
A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for...
Reply to a Matrimonial Ad
I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Amritsar. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you
Up or Down Sex!
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed...
Extra Large !
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone...
Bizarre Interview
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow...
