Mature Jokes

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes...

Recently Mr. Paul got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed his fly was open...

A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights...

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away would get his full...

Candice and Hazel , two "senior" widows, are talking. Candice, "That nice Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the man they don't sell rectal deodorant...

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So, she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is...

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for...

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind...