Medical Concern
An elderly couple come in for a physical. After the physical examination the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any...
The Army Physical
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long...
Small White Balls
The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new housemaid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking Room where...
Big-Busted Organist
There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted...
The Witty Clerk
A woman went to a market in Mexico and very loudly and obnoxiously demanded a half a melon. The clerk told her politely that the melons...
Chinese Sex!
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished...
Dried Flowers
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and...
Hot Offer
A bloke took his car to a second-hand car dealers and asked if they were interested in buying his battered old Vauxhall for £500...
Preacher`s Raise
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and...
Stinking Complement
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Sarah wants to go out to my car. She's really hot. I'm really nervous. I know I'll...
