Mature Jokes

Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he could...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the...

George desperetly wants to fuck a woman, but all her lady- friends are out of town, or otherwise unavailable. He goes to a friend Joe, who is a gigolo. "I need a woman...

Joe and Bob were two very different people and had lived in the same valley for several years. Despite their differences, their relationship was one of amiable cooperation. One day, to reward them for their...

Three ladies were being interviewed for the position of an airline hostess. The interviewer posed the following question. "The plane you are on is filled with a troop-load of soldiers...

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people...

This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted...

A professor at the University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts...

A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking...

In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married...