Mature Jokes

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages...

One winter day, Adam's neighbor Joe, came up to Adam's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger. Adam came to the door to see a red faced...

A French actress, returning from a visit to the United States, brought back a superb mink coat. "How beautiful," remarked an envious script girl at the studio...

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand...

While walking through the forests a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity...

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched him stumbling...

One day the sheriff sees Billy walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy, what the hell are you doing walking around...

'I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife,' the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, 'but I don't know her size...

Police officers Rosa and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my...