Hinge Screw!
Nancy's husband was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent her to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Nancy saw a beautiful teapot...
Sign Language
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated...
Torpedo Attack
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to...
Ugliest Goat
A Guy gets shipwrecked on an island. He finds that is it inhabited by all males. After a couple of days, he asks what they do for fun, and the men tell him, that...
Matrimonial reply
Reply to an online Matrimonial from a Pakistani man: I am an young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes...
Female Clerk
A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread...
Latex Products
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples...
Imported Cars!
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him...
Self Raising!
One day, a young man entered a general store, and asked the beautiful, young, mini-skirted woman for a loaf of self-raising bread, which was located on the very top...
Time to Wash
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years...
