Mature Jokes

A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovley young blond women sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink...

Two gay lovers were talking. The first one says, "I think you left some- thing in my honey hole last night" The second one says, "I don't see how thats possible, but...

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do...

After dinner and a movie, Joe drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her...

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again...

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and...

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating...

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages...

Every year at the state fair, a guy entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend he wasn't going to bother to enter....

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said...