Eighteen Holes
It was a rainy night and there was a hotel near the highway. Presently a man entered, "Do you have a room?" he asked, soaking wet...
Nude Tan
A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red...
Smelly Fingers
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned...
Night Flight
A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet. The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here". The husband says...
Dirty Composer
A piano player passes a piano bar and there’s a sign in the window: PIANO PLAYER WANTED. He grabs the sign, walks inside and says to the manager, "I play the piano...
Strip Club
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer...
Male Anatomy
Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the human penis is the shaped the way it is. Oxford University allocated a budget of...
High-End Call Girl
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions...
Ex-Boyfriends
Four School friends meet at their School Reunion. One of the guys goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Hourly Charges
A man is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees and approached a prostitute. He asked her...
