Mature Jokes

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status...

This guy enters a restaurant, and orders a milkshake, "Not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook hears this and gets pissed off...

A man was on a train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled...

Tim worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says...

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen alone with all those horny knights...

A cowboy is strutting around a crowded swimming hole along the River, trying to get the girls' attention.. He climbs to the top of a high tree to make a fancy dive...

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was...

There were three young sisters who fell on hard times. They were hungry and behind on the rent so they decided one of them would have to go out on the streets...

Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened...