Mature Jokes

A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and...

Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was `faster than a speeding bullet,` he wondered if he could...

A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker. Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side...

So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped...

St. Peter asks the Jewish man why he deserves to be in Heaven. He replies, "I`ve been a pious Jew all my life, attended synagogue every Saturday, and I raised a lot of money for Jewish causes...

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone...

Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go out with him, he took her out to dinner and then afterwards, drove her five miles out into the country, parked, and said passionately, "I want you right here...

Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul. They planned to honeymoon in Lena`s aunt`s cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right nex...

In the Spring of 1957, Bobby, a real cool cat with his own wheels, went to pick up his date. "Carrie`s not ready yet, Bobby. Why don`t you have a seat?" says her dad.

"Okay," says Bobby...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.? He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked...