The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong...
A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman...
An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?"
Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied...
The well proportioned though nearsighted secretary like to spend her lunch hour sunbathing on her office building`s roof. Wanting an even facial tan, she always left her glasses lying on her desk. After a few days...
One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please."
"Fine, sir, here`s one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key...
Raj worked in a mango pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist...
From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Q: If you`re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high...
A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant`s clogged toilet. Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened to be...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date.
"You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
Today, lets have a moment of silence in honor of those children who were not born but were... 1. Swallowed during a blow job.
2. Thrown away in a condom.
3. Wasted in trousers during masturbation...