Ferguson the blacksmith came to the doctor`s surgery with a badly damaged foot. The doctor was surprised `cos Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened?" he asked.
"Well, 33 years ago, I was a young apprentice...
The SETTING: Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS: Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Philippines, Miss Iran, and Miss India. QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe...
Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said, "You stay here until you learn how to behave yourself...
One day, two girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch swing. One of them had just gotten back from the big city of New York and was telling her friend all about it. She starts, "You know," with a heavy...
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others...
The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
He says, being a smart Alec, "I usually never return
Into a Belfast pub comes Raditz, looking like he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean...
A dumb guy finds fifty cents in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...
Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge...
Sister Mary burst into the principal`s office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"
"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited...