Sperm Appreciation Day
Today, lets have a moment of silence in honor of those children who were not born but were... 1. Swallowed during a blow job.
2. Thrown away in a condom.
3. Wasted in trousers during masturbation...
Ruing Missed Opportunities
Ferguson the blacksmith came to the doctor`s surgery with a badly damaged foot. The doctor was surprised `cos Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened?" he asked.
"Well, 33 years ago, I was a young apprentice...
Beauty Pageant - Final Q and A
The SETTING: Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS: Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Philippines, Miss Iran, and Miss India. QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe...
Naughty Bear
Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said, "You stay here until you learn how to behave yourself...
Lesbians, Gays and PRECIOUS
One day, two girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch swing. One of them had just gotten back from the big city of New York and was telling her friend all about it. She starts, "You know," with a heavy...
Gay Sons
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others...
Ordering Sausages
The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
He says, being a smart Alec, "I usually never return
An Irish Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Raditz, looking like he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean...
Sex-Starved
A dumb guy finds fifty cents in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...
Stand and Pee
Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge...
