A Hot Thai Nurse
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting Thailand where the beautiful nurses...
Making Out in BMW
A couple were making love in a 5 Series BMW when the bloke`s back seized up. The ambulance men were afraid to move him in case of serious damage to his spine. So the police decided to use the `jaws of life`...
How Mickey Lost the Bet
Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom". She knew the bathroom was...
Sell The Motorcycle
Grumbling about the distance between campus buildings, a daughter wrote home to her father, who happened to be a veterinarian, asking for money to buy a second-hand motorcycle. By the time the money arrived...
Running or Fucking?
Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking...
Complisult !!!
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She`s really hot," one boy said. "I`m really nervous. I know I`ll goof up!"
"Take it easy," his friend assured him...
Asking for Directions
A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
Window Shopping
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head...
Sheep Shagging
An old Oxford professor is nearing retirement and decides that he wants to do something fun for once. He`s spent his whole life researching scientific theories in his lab and wants to do something outside...
Motherly Advice
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother` "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don`t you ever let him...
