Young Jimmy was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop. Seeing that he was bashful...
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room...
The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What`s the matter! Didn`t I satisfy...
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists....
An athletic young man, who always kept his baseball cap on, was heading for the steam room at a local fitness club when he chanced to see someone walking out with his clothes. With only his hat for cover, he took off after...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I`m so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely...
A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars...
On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom...
Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management...
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time - No matter how hard and fast you fuck...
Two students go to physics oral exam. The first goes in the class and the professor begins with the questions: "Let`s say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do...