A boss had to interview 4 girls for his secretary`s position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss: A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What`s the difference between the two...
Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia. He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts...
Bill goes to visit his doctor on his birthday, a look of concern quite evident on his face. The doctor says, "Hey there, Bill. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Doc," Bill replies...
Karuna Shankar from Rampur, UP claimed that his piece of land sinks down by 2 inches in the winter season and rises to the original level in the summers. National Survey of India were unable to...
A plumber was called to woman`s apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite beautiful and during the course of the afternoon the two became...
Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack. Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer`s wife and their daughter Mabel. One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores...
A man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for ten years. Then one day he is down at the shoreline when he spots a ship on the horizon. He frantically waves his arms and jumps up and down shouting, until he spies...
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them...
John and Brian are out and about. John notices that Brian is a bit pissy during the evening, so he finally brings up. "Yo, man, you`ve been cranky all damned day. What the hell is wrong with you...