Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I`ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books...
A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male`s fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her...
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop...
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life...
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn`t help but notice that you put...
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn`t keep Paul from boasting to Greg about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Greg admiringly....
An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Chris! Why you a such a fat a boy?"
Chris says, "Poppa, it`s a Mama`s spaghetti! I can`t a stop a eating it...
There was this young couple who have dated since high school, but they have never had sex because the boy`s mother always told him that what a woman has between her legs has teeth. For obvious reasons, the boy has always...
When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC`s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that?"
His mom said, "Because you black...
A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex...