Mature Jokes

A man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for ten years. Then one day he is down at the shoreline when he spots a ship on the horizon. He frantically waves his arms and jumps up and down shouting, until he spies...

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them...

John and Brian are out and about. John notices that Brian is a bit pissy during the evening, so he finally brings up. "Yo, man, you`ve been cranky all damned day. What the hell is wrong with you...

Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I`ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books...

A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male`s fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her...

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop...

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life...

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn`t help but notice that you put...

The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn`t keep Paul from boasting to Greg about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Greg admiringly....

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Chris! Why you a such a fat a boy?"
Chris says, "Poppa, it`s a Mama`s spaghetti! I can`t a stop a eating it...