Broken Rubber!
Sven & Ole, a couple of Norwegians now living in Minnesota, head for the fair in Duluth. The first thing to catch Sven`s eye is the big double Ferris wheel. "Oh, Ole," he says, "vould you look at dat. I`ve always vanted to go...
Naked Passenger
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear...
Wrong Choice of Words
"What`s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper. "The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick...
Crazy Old Man Gets Erection
A furious pounding in a hotel room in the middle of the night awakened a number of guests. The hotel manager went to the room, and when his knocks went unanswered, he let himself in. He found an elderly man...
A Delicate Corporate Matter
All of the 10 Senior Members of the Board of Directors of the Company were called into the Chairman`s office one by one... until only Raghu, the junior-most Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was...
I Betcha...
A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing to the owner. Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman...
The Spare Oar!
A salesman from Cincinnati traveled to Alabama for a company meeting. He couldn`t get a flight back home till Sunday so he decided to spend Saturday fishing. He went to Cabela`s and found a great deal on rods...
High-end Prostitute
A man driving past a burger joint in Las Vegas saw a gorgeous prostitute working the street. "Hey, baby," He called out. "How much for a hand job?"
She walked up to the car and said...
When one thing leads to another
Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room. The fire chief came in and saw what they were doing. He shouted, "What the hell are you guys doing?"
The first fireman said to the chief, "This man is suffering...
Snow in Jamaica?
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can`t tell you," the black man...
