Doggy Style
A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he`d finished, he asked for his money. The girl...
Precious Tongue Job
Two southern girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city....
Waiting for the milkman!!!
One morning, after her husband had gone to work, his wife decided to have a leisurely bath. She undressed and then remembered that the gas was still on in the kitchen. Wrapped in a towel, she went downstairs...
Grab My Boobs
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn`t work. The clerk told her that he couldn`t give her a refund because she bought it on special...
Retirement Gift
A Jewish congregation honored their retiring Rabbi for his 25 years of service by sending him on an all expenses paid vacation to Hawaii. When he walked into his hotel room, he found a beautiful nude woman...
Amazonian Genitalia
An explorer was searching in the Amazon jungle for this lost tribe whose women are reputed to have vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches deep. Finally he found the tribe and was invited to sit down with...
A Thorough Professional
John went to the doctor. Much to his surprise his old doctor had retired and his new doctor was a drop dead gorgeous young female. "So what seems to be the trouble today, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked while...
Daughter's Vibrator
A woman passed her daughter`s room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I`m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is...
The Big Surprise Game Show
The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter`s name forward for a surprise game show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin, and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house...
Harley Accident!
To avoid hitting a deer, Tom swerved his Harley, lost control, and landed in a ditch. Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road. Just then a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful...
