Fun in Thailand
An engineer, a doctor and an advocate went to Bangkok for fun trip. To save the money they hired only one Thai babe. When asked for her rate, she said she would charge each of them as per their dick length in inches...
Couple Getting Intimate in the Woods
"Whenever Shakespeare wanted to write poetry, he used to go to the woods in search of inspiration. One such day he was in the woods looking for inspiration, and he sees a boy and girl having sex. Just before he could...
Rehabilitation Meeting
A group of prisoners were attending their rehabilitation meeting. Their assignment was to each stand up in turn, state their name and admit to the other inmates what crime they had committed. The first prisoner stood...
The Voodoo Penis
A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he`d buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said...
A Sad Story
A journalist goes to Afghanistan for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village. The old man smiled and began, "One day, a long time ago...
The Cunt Mouse
A worried voice on the doctor`s telephone declared, "Doc, a mouse just ran up my wife`s honeypot!"
"I`ll be over in 10 minutes," The doctor replied. "In the meantime, try waving...
Rare Natural Phenomena
Badshah Khan from Tehlal, Nowshehra claimed that his piece of land sinks down by 2 inches in the winter season and rises to the original level in the summers. National Survey of Pakistan were unable to find the cause...
Photocopying Private Parts
At one ad agency, a guy in production was fired when they discovered he was The Xerox Flasher. Every morning, he Xeroxed his privates, made copies & left them in the secretaries` desks...
Confession and Forgiveness
In my parish our priest died so, a week or two later a very young, new priest came to stand in for a while. As he didn`t quite know what he was doing he had to have instruction books on everything - mass, communion, weddings...
Nobody Believes Me
The attractive young woman was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I`m afraid you`ll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I`m really not that kind of girl...
