Mature Jokes

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I`m of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I`d like to make a donation".
The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man...

A furrier from the United States went to Helsinki, Finland to purchase furs. The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Sanna, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room...

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
Then the first guy turns around and says...

Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring...

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor: Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital...

A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee...

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn`t believe it: The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her...

One girl was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents. As luck would have it, one passed by, and she called out...

Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of...

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age. The distinguished lead scientist mounts the podium to make...