Gay Buffet
Once upon a time there was a 90-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband`s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man...
Sex and Good Grammer
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction...
Concerned Dad
A 19 year old lad has been dating a 17 year old girl for a few months. They`ve been to the pictures and return to her home where she lives with her father, mother having passed on several years previously. They settle down to..
Nude Swimming
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam...
Thai Massage
I had a friend who during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him. After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "Massage...
Show Me Your Testicles
A young under-educated man applied for a job in an office as a custodian. He filled out the application, then went in for an interview with the woman in charge of Personnel when his name was called. After the interview...
Unlocking The Doors
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
Elderly Sex!
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love...
Poor Mathematics!
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy...
Red Sneakers
Jack the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he`d lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was...
