She's All Mine
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn`t too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions...
New Year Party
After the annual office New Year party, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make...
The Agent
The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred pounds a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable...
Condom Saleswoman
Lola, a saleswoman for a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a prospective buyer. Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running late...
Over-endowed!!!
A guy goes to see the doctor because he`s been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it`s 25 inches long. Can`t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there`s nothing he can do medically, but...
A Rope and Two Knots
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees...
Sexual Notions
The distinguished-looking elderly man asked at the department store information kiosk where he might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator...
Never Cheat On Your Taxes
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated...
Sex With a Midget
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman`s apartment. "I can`t imagine what it will be like...
Language Barrier
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever...
