Fruits of Love
A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had registered on Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort...
Latex Gloves and Condoms
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify...
The Fat Fetish
A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute. When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."
He is shown this enormous woman, but...
Who's Your Daddy?
The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father`s details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. It is scary to think that these women are breeding...
Kissing Accident
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, but I got them broken in an accident...
Watching The Obscene Act
It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see...
Artificial Pussy
A very talented inventor devised an artificial pussy. You could not distinguish it from the real thing. Realizing what a money maker he had devised, he approached a sea captain who was embarking on a six month cruise...
You're On Fire
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let`s go in the alleyway and get it on. I`ve got fifteen quid."
She says, "Fifteen pounds? You`re crazy. For fifteen quid...
Free Sex?
A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded very sour. One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good...
What's a Penguin?
A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars...
