Put It In...
Young Zeke was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop. Seeing that he was bashful, she took his...
Sex With Animals
A priest was arriving at his new parish in a small rural community. One of the members met him at the train with his horse and buggy to drive him to his new church. As they were going along the way, they passed a man...
Watching The Obscene Act
It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see...
House Painting
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn`t have any painters available, but they did have a Gynaecologist there...
Old Sweater
The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling more than casually at the male passers-by. She wore a plaid skirt and a low-cut V-neck sweater...
The Reporter
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering...
Let Him Focus
Twin sisters were just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke`s Nursing Home so, to scoop the other rags of the area, the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," asked her head photographer...
Trial of a Drug Dealer
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir...
Nude Male Sculpture
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "My God! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there...
A Good Pair of Hooters
Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad...
