Poke Less!
Isn`t it amazing that our body parts reminds us how to live? We have two eyes and one tongue, means we need to look twice and speak once.
We have two ears and one mouth, so we...
Smart Marketing
We noticed you`ve not picked up any condoms at SpiffyMart recently. (Your last purchase was 8 weeks ago.) Further, you have stopped buying feminine hygiene products, but have sharply increased your frozen pizza and...
Cut Off Your Dick !!!
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy`s cock, puts it in...
Bras and Panties
Trying to make up for bad behavior, a man went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift. "I`d like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don`t know her size...
Frequency of Intercourse
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with...
Never Steal Someone's Parking Space
John decided to visit his friend, Dave,who had just moved into a new high-rise apartment building. As he parked his car and got out, he heard a woman`s voice say, "Hi there, big boy...
Male and Female Crossing!
An inquiry was being held for an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab, India. A stationmaster was asked by the inquiry commission, "How many railway crossings are in your area...
Drop It In...
It was Valentines Day and a little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching TV. For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel. They watched for a few minutes, then...
Pecker Reloading
Ole is out on the farm plowing the back 40. Suddenly Ole needs to take a leak. He jumps off his tractor, drops his pants, and begins to relieve himself. Poor Ole, doesn`t realize he`s peeing on a hornets nest...
