Bras and Panties
Trying to make up for bad behavior, a man went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift. "I`d like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don`t know her size...
Frequency of Intercourse
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with...
Never Steal Someone's Parking Space
John decided to visit his friend, Dave,who had just moved into a new high-rise apartment building. As he parked his car and got out, he heard a woman`s voice say, "Hi there, big boy...
Male and Female Crossing!
An inquiry was being held for an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab, India. A stationmaster was asked by the inquiry commission, "How many railway crossings are in your area...
Drop It In...
It was Valentines Day and a little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching TV. For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel. They watched for a few minutes, then...
Pecker Reloading
Ole is out on the farm plowing the back 40. Suddenly Ole needs to take a leak. He jumps off his tractor, drops his pants, and begins to relieve himself. Poor Ole, doesn`t realize he`s peeing on a hornets nest...
Peeping Tom Watches a Woman Undress
A woman came home from her date and began to undress for bed, unaware that a peeping Tom was watching her through her window. She removed her wig and placed it upon the wig stand. She unhooked her padded bra and...
Deserved Humiliation!
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient`s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad...
What's In The Name
A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, "Sir, why do you want to legally change your name...
