I Want My Tongue Back
There was a king with a beautiful virgin daughter. The king ruled a wealthy and massive kingdom, but he was obsessed with keeping his daughter a virgin. He had a device planted into her vagina that would chop off anything...
Hawaiian Vacation
A synagogue honors its Rabbi for a quarter-century of service by sending him to Hawaii on a well-deserved vacation, all expenses paid. The President of the synagogue decides that in addition to the trip, the Rabbi should have fun...
Toffee Apple
A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Halloween Costume Party. He doesn`t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain...
I Joined the Wrong Club
Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby...
Wrong Room!
An undertaker comes home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep...
A Tight Cunt!
The parish priest needs his house painted, so he offers the job to one of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house; he`s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The priest commends...
A Fire Alarm Costume
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked...
The New Housekeeper
So this guy is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open. "It`s my husband," the woman says. "Here start ironing these." tossing him a pile of shirts.
The husband walks in and...
Too Exhausted Afer Sex
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love...
