It's Really Big!
A guy with a huge dick has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size of his pecker they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hooker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do...
Squeeze My Breasts...
This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant, but...
Children are a gift from the LORD
A pastor`s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor`s family expanded, so would his paycheck...
Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge
This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as...
Became The 'Butt' Of Your Own Joke
I work in the electronics department of a major retailer. The phone rings one evening. On the other end is a girl, who sounds to be about 18 or so, and I can hear muffled giggles behind her, so I know she`s got it on speakerphone...
The Safety Drill
A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
Eunice said to her boy friend...
Negotiating with a Hooker
After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You`re a very nice man, but I don`t think you realize that I`m a professional. I`d be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now...
Tight Pussy
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me...," she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning....
Naughty Password
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password...
Rub Her Balloons
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists...
