Mature Jokes

One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed. All the tests came out fine, but...

Dad was in the field plowing when he noticed Mary run into the barn. A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still haven`t come out of the barn, so Dad decides to see...

The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak. Mother Superior...

A man & his wife were arguing about who was better, males or females? The argument turned into a pissing contest, literally. The wife claimed that she could piss higher up on a wall than her husband. The husband being a man...

A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman - a practicing witch. The morning after she had caught Man with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle...

A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining room for her first meal on board, and is invited to...

Q: Is It Safe If Penis Is Kept In The Vagina When Sleeping?
A: Usually When The Penis Returns To Flaccid State, It Will Slide Out Of The Vagina. Even If Does Not, Be Rest Assured The Vagina Will Not...

A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret...

1. You should never have to wait to find one.
2. You should be able to slide right into one.
3. Spaces in the front are always the best.
4. When no front spaces are available...

A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can`t tell you," the black man says...