Stop Screwing My Wife!
Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, "Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Geno replies, "Hell no, I would never...
Naughty Puns
Perfect Example of Both Good & Bad Luck?
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl`s Skirt High (Good Luck) But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy`s Eyes (Bad Luck)
Height of Disappointment: Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms...
The Third Leg Conundrum
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He Walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time...
Correct Measurements
A civil engineer, a doctor and an advocate went to Bangkok for a fun trip. To save the money they hired only one Thai babe. When asked for her rate, she said she would charge each of them as per their dick length...
Why is Sex Like Riding a Bike??
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It`s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it`s best not to try it until...
Masturbating With a Condom!
A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms from a new box of twelve. The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box. "What happened to the other four condoms...
Breast Fetishism
A middle-aged man had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem. "I am going to do word association," explained the doctor. "I am going to say a word...
Be Careful What You Wear
A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see...
How to Buy Lingerie for Wife
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I`d like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don`t know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her...
I Fucked Her In The Bed Yesterday
Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence - I fucked her in the bed...
