Mature Jokes

There were these three folks outside of a bar. There was a dark gentleman, a white fellow, and a Chinese gentleman. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgeous ladies. Well they made a wager to see who could...

A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short mini-skirt. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him...

A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country...

A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there`s something in one of the pockets and...

My long-passed grandfather`s birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. I was young when...

A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done about his missing penis, which he lost in the war. The doctor asks the man how many males were in his family and the gentleman replied Eight...

Gary, a travelling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard and got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room...

Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men`s toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance. "I`m looking for some deodorant for my new husband...

The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What`s the matter?!? Didn`t I satisfy you...

Two Swedish sisters go into a photo studio to get their picture taken. Not being very educated, they question each other on what the photographer is doing. When he darkens the room and starts to...