Mature Jokes

A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman...

A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: Father, I`ve sinned. I went to my Uncle`s house, but he wasn`t there, and his wife wasn`t there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex...

An Italian was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still has a problem. He has to have his penis amputated. He goes to see the doctor and the doctor reassures him that he can help him....

Tom and Tim, both gay, were traveling on a plane. "Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Tom.
"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it...

There are these two friends, a white guy and an African American guy. One evening, they`re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the...

Once a naked man was walking down a crowded street, hiding his face behind an umbrella.
On being asked, he said his clothes were stolen at the beach and he was returning home...

Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research Karne Jungle Mein Ek Saal Ke Liye Jata Hai...

A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way `round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub. The young man is stacking...

A farmer drove to a neighbor`s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother...

The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand.
"Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor...